Wednesday, December 27, 2006

2007 Resolutions


OLD

NEW


Polyman2's 10 2006 & 2007 Dream Resolutions
or
(at this age it's no fun being good)
or
(How to go to hell in a handbag)
...here we go




1) Drink to excess.

2) Eat whatever, whenever I please.



3) Indulge in all the sins of the flesh.






4) Enjoy a good
cigar at will.





5) Enjoy a good
spliff at will.

6) View obsene and otherwise objectionial material often.



7) Listen t
o whatever-the-hell music I choose to at the moment.





8) The same goes with TV, in the likelihood that something in that vast electronic wasteland should ever catch my attention.







9) Have less patience with nitt witts, in a kind way of course.





10) Engage in serious dialogue with those of like mind and similar high IQ's.
HAPPY 2007!

32 comments:

MIA said...

LOVE the post. Have the happiest New Year ever!

Odat said...

Happy New Year Neighbor!!! Great list!!! I love it......(nice to see ya again).
Peace

ICECOLDCOKE said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR MATE,GREAT POST..I THINK I COVERED ALL THAT AT XMAS..ALL THE BEST....

NEVER EAT A YELLOW SNOW CONE....

sAssY brOwn said...

i think i've got most of those covered, except i've given up the cigars... (;, love the pic with #9. xo

Liz said...

Happy 2007! Glad to have you back. But good grief! I think that woman in #6 could smother you with those! You'd better make sure you merely stick to viewing photos and don't go looking for her live and in the flesh when you're thinking of doing #3.

Video X said...

I could handle those resolutions! I think I've been working on perfecting them for a while now. Happy new year to you!

Dino aka Katy said...

happy new year poly

Webmiztris said...

oh, that is dreamy!

and if you believed my resolutions, let me tell you another one!! no smoking OR drinking? do you think I lost my fucking mind? lol

Dan said...

Hey Polyman, where do I sign??

These are the best New Years resolutions I've seen on any site yet.

Happy New Year!

Polyman3 said...

Hi Mia,
Thank you, So far so good.

Odat,
A new year; a fresh slate.
Yea, was away for the holidays,
Peace & love babe.

Ice,
Hey bro- oops, now you tell me-
I thought it was lemon.
Much happiness in 07.

Sassy,
Tell you the truth, I promised my daughter I'd stop the cigars.
#9? Funny, I always walk around singing that one.

Liz,
Yea, #6 certainly gots the bazooms-
smothering? Hmmmm, but what a way to go. #3 only with the Mrs in the flesh- all others in my hot little mind.

Video,
Hey babe- hope things are working out OK for you, I'll be a visiting to find out. Happy happy, love & peace.

Hi Katy,
Happy New Year love.

miztris,
Boy that was fast! But what about those nice pink lungs of yours?

Strumpet said...

I hope you had a fabulous New Year's, Mr. Poly.

I think one of my New Year's Resolutions is going to be...at some point during the course of the year...to learn how to work pictures into my posts like you do.

I only know how to put them at the very top of a post.

Ugh.

Happy New Year!

theresa said...

Phen-Nom-Men-Nal Post!!!

I was dying when I got to #9!
They get cross with me when I hum that song at work. "... but," I said, "I only do it when I'm inspired."
I didn't get out of it with my claim to be a cold heartless bitch, either.
Thank God my boss thinks I'm funny.

She'd pee herself if she read this post!

Polyman3 said...

Dan,
Why on the dotted line of course. Be prepared to aleinate all those close to you, associates, friends & family. You will hear everyone say: "What a selfish bastard."
But you will be your own man.

Strumpet,
just post and drag, simple as that.

Thx Theresa,
I always sing, :If I only had a brain." I do a good flying monkey imitation also.

Beth said...

Excellent post!!!! I am so with you on all of that!

Happy New Year Polyman!!

kate said...

omg that poor girl with the mega-boobs! yikes!!!

Hope that you get at least 8 outta 10 this year! Ok I think even 5 of 10 would make for an interesting year!! lol

cheers! Kate

NINANINA said...

you must be in 07-heaven!~

Darlene said...

Now there's a great list of resolutions! Happy New Year!

Cinderella said...

Ummm, errrr, yeah....Happy New Year!! I hope all of your busty, I mean Lusty dreams come true!!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Those boobs have to be courtesy of Photoshop. There is no way she could walk upright if they were real.

But maybe she could push them in a wheelbarrow.

Dan said...

By the way, when we woke up this morning, the woman in the pink tanktop told me that she was upset that you used her photo without her permission.

JLee said...

sounds good to me!! lol
Happy 2007 :)

Satan said...

now you are talking my language

pass me the spliff

blueblanket said...

Sounds like the kind of New Year's resolution list I could adopt!!

Lee Ann said...

Looks like you will be having a great 2007!
There are several of those I want to do as well! ;)

Pickled Olives said...

Happy New Year! I love super indulgences. :0)

Mone said...

THATS ALL I'M TALKING ABOUT...

HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

Polyman3 said...

Beth,
I am flattered to have such a gorgous woman with me-
Let's indulge ourselves!

Kate,
Yeah! megaboobs rule. I wouldn't know what to do with them, their bigger than the both of us.

Nina-
I am enjoying the new year like I've never enjoyed myself before.
Maybe that's what happens with age.

Darlene,
Welcom to the P site. I am so busy keeping my new resolutions, I hardly have time to blog. Should have made a res. to blog more- Oh well, there's always next year.

Cindy,
I'm trying so...er, hard- to live up to my resolutions. The only one left to do is smoke a cigar- where's Monica L.?

Hearts,
I would like to help her with them, but they are even too big for me...I'm frightened.

Oh Dan-
You scoundrel! I knew it, it's those quiet ones you have to watch out for. Stole her right out from
under me.

Hi Jlee,
Love the new pic. Hope this is a great year for you.

Satin,
Party on dude.

Blue,
Be as bad as you dare...in a good way, of course.

Lee Ann,
Hey, why don't we do a few of them together?

Pickled,
It's the only way to live.

Mone,
I knew I could count on you.

Steven Novak said...

Holy guacamole those are some enormous tits!

Oh...did you write something?

Sorry. ;)

Steve~

Wendy said...

Hey gorgeous! Sounds like your year is going to be fabulous! I am keen to make my resolutions 1,2,3, and 9.

I know that keeping new year's resolutions can be difficult. So, be sure to tell us of your struggles to maintain these resolutions throughout the year so that your blog friends can offer some support and motivation...

Jocelyn said...

Why don't more resolutions have to do with allowing one to do exactly as he/she wishes? I hate restrictive resolutions!

morbid princess said...

thanks for commentin in my blog ....eehhhh i forgot to say happy new year............thank u n keep in touch with me ....i adore to know more friends.......take care n bye

jin said...

I know I'm very late commenting on this post...but...I can't believe no one else asked:

That's YOU in the first piccie, isn't it?!!?

;-)