Poly with Ma & Pa Poly
& Poly sisters posing for annual Xmas card (circa 1965)
(Sorry for blur, but that's what my childhood was)
Aren't I cute as a button?
Santa Stats (Stolen from Humor Matters site)_____________
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
(You gotta wonder about that one kid's parents)
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton ssleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.