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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

2nd Annual Poly's Holiday Post.



Yes Polyman,
There is a SantaChrist.

Behold: He has come
to shop.
He knows
everything must go!

It is written.

I will not use his name in vain.
I will not shop in vain.

I fear eternal damnation,
but I can also spot a great bargin.

Dear SantaChrist,
Please have commpassion on our wallets
pocketbooks & souls this holy season.
Let us be first at the clearance tables.

I now know he is real.
I see his presence all around
in the form of crude decorations
and plastic images.

and in the shopping malls
I see him atop wooden altars
surrounded by elves and angels,
and children
lost in innocent wanting
and adoration.


Santachrist.
Thou art heavy!

My cup runneth over.